NaPoWriMo 2010 - 18/30

Poem a T-Rex Would Write

“Roar!” is the sound I make
when I eat faces off,
because that’s what I do:
I eat faces… off.
I’m a dinosaur dammit,
and not just any dinosaur.
I’m the most feared,
the most revered,
the biggest baddest ass,
wait… or is it bad assest?
Anyway, I am all those things and more because
Raptors get caught in my shit and
Stegosauruses drown in my spit and
I eat their babies for lunch!
Yeah, I said it– I sink my teeth into their adorable young!
And can you blame me?
I’m a freakin’ Tyrannosaurus Rex for crying out “Roar!”

Just don’t look at my arms
or I’ll eat your face off right after I eat your baby.